【video lucah melayu dara】Everything you missed from the Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony

After much anticipation and video lucah melayu daraplenty of problems, the Rio 2106 Olympics Opening Ceremony kicked off on Friday night.

But don't worry -- if you happened to have a life and missed the thrilling ceremony, we've got everything you missed right here.

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From thermal blankets to creepy spiders, here's all the action from the opening ceremony of the 2016 Rio Olympics. (Note: These are all totally accurate descriptions.)

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1. Thermal blankets

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2. Fireworks, duh

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3. Russian athlete's urine samples

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4. A big paper plate

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5. Massive spiders

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6. The Matrix

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7. A sweet weave

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8. Parkour!

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9. It was actually pretty sweet

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10. Gisele Bündchen walked

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11. Then there was basically a rave

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12. There was fisting

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13. And a big cock

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14. There were wigs

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15. Each country was led in by bicycle

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16. There were really big cheese graters

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17. Thankfully, there was dabbing

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18. And a beautiful man, covered in oil

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19. Of course the rings were also revealed

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