【sex video tell me go eat your pussy】Four Loko teamed up with Fleshlight for a monstrosity called 'Sex In A Can'

Raise your hands if you've ever wanted to fuck a can sex video tell me go eat your pussyof Four Loko.

Nobody? None at all?

Nobody — not a single soul — asked for it, but two deeply cursed brands have teamed up for a historic collaboration that's sure to lead to regrets all around: A Four Loko Fleshlight.

Selling for the perfectly reasonable price of $69, the toy is sure to bring back all the adolescent memories you'd probably prefer to forget. What's more reminiscent of painfully awkward sexual awakenings than sticking your dick in things that you should never have stuck your dick into? You don't need to risk the cuts and scrapes from making love to a soda can — now, you can safely make your fantasy a reality thanks to Fleshlight's textured "Mini-Lotus" canal.

Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable SEE ALSO: Fleshlight Releases iPad Case You Can Hump

The Fleshlight is packaged in Four Loko's classic camo-print label. Screw off the cover, and then screw your can of Four Loko.

Mashable Trend Report Decode what’s viral, what’s next, and what it all means. Sign up for Mashable’s weekly Trend Report newsletter. By clicking Sign Me Up, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Thanks for signing up!

An announcement about the collaboration names Steve Jobs and Leonardo Da Vinci as the product's inspirations. It's the brainchild of Pizzaslime, a meme-fueled brand whose streetwear brand has been worn by Diplo and Ryan Gosling.

It also comes with a brown paper bag so you can confidently carry your Four Loko Fleshlight in public.

Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

“We at Fleshlight believe in freedom, fantasy and the pursuit of pleasure,” Fleshlight CEO Steve Shubin said in a press release. “This unique collaboration will allow us to spread our much-needed message throughout the culture in exciting new ways.”

Who hasn't fantasized about thrusting into a freshly opened can of alcoholic, caffeinated soda? This hellish collaborations provides the freedom to finally do so.

"In short, YOU ARE WELCOME WORLD," the press release said.

---

Featured Video For You

---

Before Apollo 11, we almost went to the moon with the Russians

---

• fashion
• recreation
• knowledge
• synthesize
• focus
• relaxation
• explore
• hotspot

• Swaying with the Sakura
• Yes, Google Maps has new colors. No, you’re not the only one who hates 'em.
• How to watch 'Blue Beetle' — release date, streaming deals, and more
• Uber wants to deactivate fewer driver accounts for unfair reasons
• SEJSCC Starts Ondo Dance Practice
• 30+ Black Friday gaming keyboard deals 2023
• Wordle today: The answer and hints for November 16
• Best MacBook Air deal: Get a refurbished MacBook Air for just $649.99 at Woot!
• 'Honor & Sacrifice' Documentary Recognized by Organization of American Historians
• 'A Murder at the End of the World' review: An ice

• VC Raising Funds for ‘At First Light’ Exhibition
• BloFin Exchange Enhances Compliance and Security with Chainalysis
• The First of Too Many
• Introducing Most
• WELL3 Announces WELL Token Listing on Bybit, Bitget and Gate.io
• Introducing ChainGPT Labs – A New Venture Capital and Incubation Arm to Propel Web3 Projects
• Chain Reaction Gains Momentum with New Speakers and Partners
• coL through; VG to face n!faculty
• Video: kennyS vs. NiP
• Society of Seven to Celebrate 50th Anniversary in Redondo Beach

• OCO Presents ‘Dancing for Miracles 2’
• Sam Bankman
• NYT's The Mini crossword answers for November 12
• How to keep your bitcoin safe from hackers with Trezor Safe 3
• The biggest stories and plays from day three of BLAST.tv Paris Major Legends Stage
• Xbox Series X vs S: What are the differences?
• Target's Black Friday sale is live —?check out the deals here
• 'Next Goal Wins' review: Taika Waititi fails hard at team comedy
• South Bay Ballet’s ‘Nutcracker’ Pirouettes into 10th Season
• Meta's new AI tool will let you add a dog into every picture

• Kadohata Named Finalist for National Book Award
• Best MacBook Air deal: Get a refurbished MacBook Air for just $649.99 at Woot!
• What is TikTok's watermelon 'Filter for Good'?
• Xbox just revealed a new controller you can eat.
• Tattoo Exhibition Opens at JANM This Weekend
• NYT's The Mini crossword answers for November 12
• 'A Murder at the End of the World' review: An ice
• How to watch KU vs. K
• ECSTATIC lock in spot at IEM Rio Europe RMR
• How to do a digital 'detox'